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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago (2 children)

A Thinkpad running windows is just disgraceful. Good hardware deserves good software

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Exactly. Mine shipped w/ Windows, but it never ran Windows (at least I never did). Installed Linux day 1.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

What are the options? Linux is meh on desktop. I love Linux and FreeBSD for servers but for desktop duty I still find Windows to be vastly superior.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Use Qubes like a normal person you freak! That's the option.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

I ran over mine with my car (by accident, of course) and it survived, I'm still using it even though I had to take some acrews out to relieve the pressure from the fan because it was hitting the case and sometimes I have to fold it a bit to the other side so it doesn't make noises.

So I guess I'm the second one

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

it better be getting ready to be linuxed

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (2 children)

No I was planning on using it with Nvidia drivers and secure boot.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Only a little bit. Genuinely go grab a laptop and try to get everything up and running with Nvidia drivers, secure boot, full disk encryption, and tpm unlock (server application, no typing password allowed).

It's not particularly easy. (Except, somewhat ironically, with arch).

My experience was following the fedora instructions immediately broke the boot, following the opensuse instructions worked up until I had an unexpected power loss and then it wouldn't boot anymore (truly bizarre as the thing that lost power was the external zfs drives not the os drive). Only arch had a fully sane and functional set of instructions.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Or just avoid nvidia in the first place and it mostly just works.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I've done it with Suse more than once, but not with ZFS. Using ZFS with Linux still tends to be a crapshoot. I've given up on nvidia; if they want to be money grubbing assholes they can get other people money, but not mine.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Oh I know, and as of 2025 fedora even has it built in from what I read. We are truly living in the future.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

I wouldn't even call the left side a "tech" enthusiast. More like a fad or clout enthusiast...

[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I am the second one.

Battle scars are customizations.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

My Thinkpad has survived drops from the countertop, kids standing on it, and the USB-C charge port is wearing out from years of kids fighting over it. It's still running fine, though there's certainly some surface damage.

It's going on 8 years now and still running fine. Sucker refuses to die, and I refuse to replace it until it does.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Tech is a tool to me and tools shouldn't be pristine and unused.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Any time I get a new toy, I do try to keep it a shiny as possible for as long as I can, but yeah eventually the battle scars come through and then it's a different story.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tools should be used for sure.

Still never a reason to carelessly step on cables, toss/shove the computer instead of set it down, etc.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Yup, roadie wrap those cables and maintain things well.

My laptop is nine years old and has done more travelling than most people and has been used at the beach, on boats and near a waterfall. It's needed new memory, the spinning drive replacing/upgrading to SSD and a new battery but I've never cared about cosmetic damage. It's also clean, because that's part of maintenance.

My Kindle looks like the end of Rocky II.

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[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 week ago (9 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

I would argue this is the just the second kind

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I took a dremel to my $20 case to install a front fan to cool my NAS drives. Taped that sucker right to the front bit of the face, and ran it that way for years.

It's not quite as hardcore as this, so I'm not sure if I qualify for the second or third type.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

biblically accurate computer

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (6 children)

So I started going to University recently, and the amount of people I've had actively chastise me for how I treat my laptop has been shocking.

This is a tool to get things done, it's not some precious gem, I bought a cheap laptop with the expectation that it's going to get gross and crusty and I'll have to hose it down once a year, I'm going to wing it around and drop it and clean the screen with my sleeve.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago

Treating a telescope like a jackhammer isn't going to work well.

They just haven't figured out your jackhammer just looks a lot like their telescope.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Craftspeople treat their tools with respect and consideration.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

My tap and die set sit on a shelf, my lathe is in the shop. I've dropped my hammer from 150 feet because the tether broke and the most upsetting part was climbing the ladder down and back up.

It depends on whether you view it as a lathe or a hammer. My nice computer is at home, my computer that I sit in the park under a tree and code on, then set it on the grass while it compiles is in my bag.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It may be news to you but generally people cannot tell apart semen from just crusty dirt.

It’s probably why your laptop has been such a hit around the campus.

I don’t think even the bioengineers are brave enough to take a sample

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (7 children)

My old MacBook was first too shiny and new to put stickers on, then it lived so long that I didn't want to waste stickers on a machine that I'd need to retire. It made it ten years before having weird bootloop issues.

To try to counteract my own neuroses I went sticker mad on its replacement immediately. It also helps with easily telling which way is up at a glance (I don't know how many times I had to rotate the old one when I went to open it).

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

The scratches on my thinkpad aren't flaws. They're battle scars!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Y'all hatin on the first image, but that's me 🥺

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I am the left one until the first scratch appears, at that point i manage to do worse than the Right one.

Looks at hp stream that's been choking for 5 years in cnc shavings.

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