WoodScientist

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

My bugbear with Mc'D's is how they now always ask you if you are using their damned app.

I know I shouldn't, and that they're just teenagers reading from a script. But I just can't help myself. Whenever they ask if I'll be using the app, I flippantly reply, "nah, I don't want Ronald reading my email."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

The ability to pay for subsidies has no relation to the source of the funds. What matters is GDP, overall national wealth. And Norway is only slightly ahead of the US. Considering the US's far superior manufacturing capability, if Norway could go all electric, than the US certainly could have by now. Norway's had to import almost all its electric cars; the US can make its own cars.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I prefer the conspiracy ouroboros:

Conspiracy theories do not generate spontaneously. They're all crafted deliberately by a nefarious cabal of corporate interests to distract and manipulate the public.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

This man needs to be sentenced to 10 years solitary confinement in a room with 100 electronically controlled vuvuzelas serenading him at all hours of the day and night.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Hmm, after reading my contract carefully, there's nothing in there that explicitly says I actually have to wait for the passengers and baggage to be loaded before taking off...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

I'm sure we could fashion some biodegradeable chains to hold them. I mean...you don't have to hold them down for very long...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Look at the racist things I saw down at the Klan rally!"

No shit. Why are you sharing it?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Executives that reject work from home should be composted alive as punishment for their sins against Nature.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Depends, are you an Indian prince that has been kept in isolation your entire life to hide the pain of the world from your eyes?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Submariner it is!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I just always imagine that those ads are the vivid hallucinations of a patient in a mental hospital.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Perhaps. But if that's the case, then I'm pretty sure that makes Mac OS Eastern Orthodox.

What oddball OS would be Ethiopian Orthodox?

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