The_Picard_Maneuver

Check out this overachiever

Maybe they spun up the Matrix in '99 for real.

"Touch base" in my opinion. It's the weakest, most common justification for meetings that serve little purpose.

I've had it happen at least a dozen times! Should I buy a lottery ticket, or have I wasted all of my luck?

The chosen one!

All the best freckles move.

Generational secret

Those are just their custom vote buttons on the chess subreddit

Oh god

Have you considered CrossFit?