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[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 minutes ago

I fucking do!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

HOW IN THE FUCK

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

Checking in from uk

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

My brother in christ

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

Wrong arm, but do we count it?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

What the fuck why is this correct

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Because almost everyone has a fuckin random ass freckle somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Wtffff??? Are we clones?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago

Hey quick question what the fuck

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago

Yep, it's there alright

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago

Motherfucker...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

I've reported you to the police.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Me too! WTF? Why? I mean I can see that statistical it may just be a thing, but mine is exactly in the right spot.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

I have exactly that, but in my right arm.

Maybe its because I'm left handed...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago

I got a lot more than just the one. I've got so many freckles I have to undress to see my OG skin tone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

i have one but im a freckly boy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

I'm Brazilian, a zennial, and I have a similar freckle on the other side of my left arm, as well as another freckle on the same spot, on my right arm tho. Is it related to some vaccine shot from childhood, or other factor? (I remember having some shot mark from one of these shots over the upper arm, dunno which shot, if parotitis or rubella)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Nah but a fresh tick bite. This means I'm from the future

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Yep. Me too.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 7 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

Nice dick, bro.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Dude this pic could've waited until your poo was finished

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 hours ago

Just be glad i wore my clean pair of boxers today

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 hours ago

But then they wouldn't be living up to their username.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 hours ago

I hope the shutter sound was turned off

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

Dude what the fuck??

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Which one are we talking about here?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 hours ago

Check out this overachiever

[–] [email protected] 72 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

Me, a mixed race person of color who doesn't sunburn or freckle, reading how all the white folk in the comments have the same mark.


"Hmmm...I'll be damned."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago

New paper bag test just dropped

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

It is now your duty to inspect all white people for this mark & care for the ones unlucky enough not carry it.

This honor is not to be taken lightly, you are now a leader undertaking grave responsibilities.

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