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[–] [email protected] 17 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

I am surprised the percentage is so low.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago (4 children)

What’s wrong with 15% of Greenlanders?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

15% thinks it's not possible and thought it was a joke.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago

That's how we got in this position in the first place

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

There seems to be about 15 to 20% of humans in every country that are irredeemable.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Maybe part of them didn't want to answer the question.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

Same as around that percentage of Canadians.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's with this thumbnail? πŸ˜†

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Denmark and Greenland kissing to make Trump jealous.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

did they need to have a poll for this? it seems crazy to me. can we just have a poll and then dissolve into another country?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's basically what the UK did lmao πŸ₯²

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

yeah that one was crazy too. why did they do that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That was a nonbinding referendum! That somehow bound the UK to the outcome. Totally different.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Sure it was only the voting public's marginal preference at one point in time and it matches exactly with Russian geopolitical aims and it's a non-binding referendum pushed by moneyed interests and it was never going to be a good idea but that's what it looks like to have a mandate for abandoning free trade, international standards, freedom of movement, and a privileged status in the federation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

If a country is sovereign and independent, its government can do whatever the fuck it wants, as long as the people don't start building guillotines.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Someone i know is adamant that only an official referendum can show that greenland doesn't want to join the us because all media is fake news.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I am sure this person then also takes the reasonable position of beliving that only an official referendum can show that Greenland does want to join the us because all media is fake news, ...right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

I guess we'll see lol

[–] [email protected] 120 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Wild to be polling people on if they want to be conquered and pillaged by hostile foreign government.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Crimea shows you want to do these before the invader comes.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not as wild as almost 10,000 of their residents wanting that!

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 day ago

Less than 4,000. The 15% includes a 9% bloc of undecideds. The remaining 6% is getting preeeeetty damn close to Lizardman's Constant territory

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wonder if the colonists’ newspapers did that to the native Americans back in the day?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They want to be invaded! They're practically Americans already!

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why not ask them if they want to rejoin the EU?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Huh, I didn't know they weren't. I assumed that they counted as part of Denmark, but apparently the type of not-state they are is separate.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

After becoming autonomous in 1979, Greenlanders chose to leave the EEC, the precessor of the EU, by a referendum in 1982.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

TIL! Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

15% are dumb or misunderstood the question at this point.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Closer to 9000. You number math's out to there being more people in my graduating class than currently living in Greenland. I didn't grow up in that big a town.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

According to Google translate

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Six percent of Greenlanders want Greenland to become part of the United States, while nine percent are undecided on the question.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's wild πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's pretty much in line with the "Lizardman Constant," named after a poll that 4% of Americans think the world is run by lizard people. You can ask anything in a poll and you'll pretty much always get around 4% trolling or whatever.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

I think more than 4% of Americans think reptilians run the world these days

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

Not Greenland, but the CBC did find a guy that wanted Canada to be part of the US. That dude's entire motivation in life was money and didn't seem to have any thoughts on any other subject.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Greenlanders are at least 30% smarter than my fellow Americans. Congratulations and I hope to see you all in August (for a previously planned vacation, not a hostile takeover lol)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

β€œSounds like fake news to me” - some maga cuck

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

could they hypotethically defend themselves?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Only with guerrilla tactics against the US army, like Vietnam or the Taliban. They would still be occupied. No army in the world can stop a US offensive. They invested a lot in order to make it so. Fighting the US on a conventional war style is suicide.

The real pain to the US would come in the form of trade sanctions and loss of military allies in the EU and elsewhere in the democratic world. It would take a few years, because the EU and the US are pretty interconnected. Nato would probably be dead in the water.

After that it's speculation that US enemies would seize the opportunity of their isolation. The lack of trade would severely impact revenues and Americans would be in for the wildest depression of US history, with a likely forecast of IRA style civil war between Democrats and Republicans. If Greenlanders kept at it, they would eventually take the region back.

The US isn't a dictatorship, it's a democracy. Democracies don't usually fare well on offensive land grab wars for very long. So the US would either let go of Greenland with a new, sane president or become a dictatorship eventually. Lots of ifs in this scenario but taking Greenland would cause a lot of hurt for the US undoubtedly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

The US isn’t a dictatorship

i mean, eeeeeeeeeeh... its technically an oligarchy. which i wouldnt call a democracy at all.

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