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[–] [email protected] 150 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

~~They used to need to check for parasites, in the shattered state of misery that existed after the war.~~ (Edit! This is wrong. TIL.) It's disgusting, but so is having parasites and not knowing it.

Pro tip for US people: Get ready! The world is not inherently a safe and stable place, and if you knock out the supports that are keeping it safe and stable for you, all kinds of really bad shit can happen.

[–] [email protected] 128 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean you're talking to US people who are on Lemmy. We know we're fucked

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'd wager 90% or more of us here that live in the US voted for Kamala, fully knowing the consequences of Trump.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Omg tho did Zuck himself not ban Trump from Meta properties before Biden even became president??! Isn’t Zuck

fully knowing the consequences of Trump

in a way that even stay-home-on-Election-Day Swing Staters don’t?!

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Remember the whole "Ivermectin, the dewormer, helps against Covid" thing in the US? Researchers did look at those claims and came to the completely unsurprising conclusion that, unless you have gut parasites, Ivermectin does not help with anything, including Covid. However, if you do have parasites, the Ivermectin can remove a comorbidity, which is obviously going to help with just about anything, including Covid. (Unless you have the wrong kind of parasite, and the sudden presence of rotting worm corpses throughout your body leads to septic shock…)

My takeaway from that is, modern day Americans probably have a lot more gut parasites than we used to think before Covid.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

We Americans don’t actually have an obesity epidemic, we’re just completely full of parasites

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's my impression that the epidemic of parasites in American is mainly of the full sized human kind.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah that’s why we’re completely full, I have a landlord in my belly

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

He’s actually charging me rent

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (3 children)

IIRC, this design predates 1945, and is not specifically about parasites but digestive health in general. (There were a lot of health fads in late 19th/early 20th-century Germany, some more quackish than others.)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

In a way, this is a tribute to longevity of bathroom porcelain. Even in Germany, this is far from modern. If you look e.g. into the bathroom department of German DIY stores, you won't find this design anymore.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

This may be an obscure fact, but World War 2 was not the first time that Germany was ravaged by war.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

TIL. That's wild. I always had just been aware of the rumor that it was from after the war, but yes, it looks like you're right.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

war

I had worms once and I found out only because of this type of toilet. I must have gotten them from a park where I was sitting down on the grass, without a blanket.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Unless there were earthworms in your ass, that's not how parasitic worms work

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Hookworms can be acquired by bare skin against contaminated soil, so it's theoretically possible, especially if TheBrideWoreCrimson wore their birthday suit

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can you see brain worms, if you use one of these?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

republicans certainly can.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Sir, this is a toilet discussion 😂

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

So you're saying that Americans may need to develop or start using German toilets in 20-30-40 years time?