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Britain will have a hard time topping this. Maybe if Farage takes over the Tories and they win the next election, they’ll come up with a fitting riposte.

In the long run, we will all be dead, and none of this will matter.

Whitlam did a lot, but only Holt made a pact with Poseidon.

If no woman will consent to a guy like that, he’ll just vote for the candidate who promises to abolish consent

Were you dropped on your head as a baby or something?

There’s a theory that that’s essentially what mermaids would be: an appendage on an aquatic predator shaped by evolution to attract its prey (in this case, horny sailors)

Pity that the author is a sexcreep

Jill Stein’s rubbing her hands in anticipation

When conservatism has shed any pretence of being about noble principles and degenerated to being purely about power and domination, this is the logical end result. Same as in prisons and some militaries and boarding schools.

The Australian woman who married into the Danish royal family had to renounce her Australian citizenship, so that would be fair enough.

That sound you hear is red-meat-eating gamer dudes with stoic beards going off to cancel out the Swifties