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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

war

I had worms once and I found out only because of this type of toilet. I must have gotten them from a park where I was sitting down on the grass, without a blanket.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Unless there were earthworms in your ass, that's not how parasitic worms work

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Hookworms can be acquired by bare skin against contaminated soil, so it's theoretically possible, especially if TheBrideWoreCrimson wore their birthday suit