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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

We Americans don’t actually have an obesity epidemic, we’re just completely full of parasites

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's my impression that the epidemic of parasites in American is mainly of the full sized human kind.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah that’s why we’re completely full, I have a landlord in my belly

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

He’s actually charging me rent