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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Mate fuck you just prayed so that a fucking thunderstorm hits your electric grid

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

This will induce a grooming response from your partner and is sure to strengthen your relationship

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is unironically one of the few posts I wholeheartedly enjoy. It's over the top and that's right up my alley. The girl is the cherry on top. Chefs kiss

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

My absolute favorite part is the near-unanimous expression of misery from all those commenting. We've all had a truly wretched encounter today

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Nope. Don't like that...

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think I'm ready to find an eye bleach community now.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

God. Damn. It.

Mods, beat this man with giant bad dragon dildos. And a permanent ban on all instances.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Why oh why did I read and comprehend the words?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sometimes I wish the internetn was neves created

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Did you mean, "interetn war neves created"?

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Unnecessary? He can have a snack without the pinworm? Even vegetarian

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

I wish I could both up vote and down vote this post because of how foul it is and yet it perfectly fits the community

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

NSFLNot wiping might be a better option if your partner has a good immune system, humans can handle that much poop if some safety guidelines are followed, and if they're immunocompromised, have mouth injuries, etc., even normal buttlicking (at least temporarily) is ill advised without dental dams.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

Where is the button to ~~report~~ unsee this?

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[–] [email protected] 107 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago

How to forget previous 30 seconds

[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 days ago

Thats a shitpost indeed

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Would they pose a problem if digested?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

It would continue their cycle in your body more than likely. Since the eggs are layer externally, if you catch my drift.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago

What a day to have eyes.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 days ago

Well, I hate you.

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The internet has a mistake we must cut every last fiber of its heinous being.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Let's be honest here, when's the last time we've all been checked for worms? We're probably all carrying something or other around inside of us. Besides the outside stuff like the mites that live on your eyelashes and stuff... Something something glass houses and so on

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 days ago (7 children)

People don’t get checked for worms regularly because they are effectively extinct in western societies. They have an extremely hard time coping with waste treatment.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

We've seen the same YouTube video haven't we

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