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Same, there is a muscle in there that most people can't voluntarily control.
But we can!

Also, I've never heard anyone else mention the part about "reversing" their ears! Seems I'm not the only one!

Self-motivation.

And it would be an even longer wait when the doctor is waiting on patients.

Good for you. Its not up to you.

... that wasn't warranted?

The only thing i don't like about night shift is that you daytime nerds hoard all the business and fun stuff for yourselves.
I shouldn't have to flip my schedule to go snowboarding but noooo Breckenridge has to shutdown at 4pm. 🙄

Come hang out and you can play it on my PC. Bring pizza.

Eh, it's within an order of magnitude.
Ship it.

Okay grandpa, time to get you to bed...
We have these things called "synchros" these days. lol

My display name is a short-version of my nickname which is a phonetic amalgamation of my first and last name.

You insult all people with a feature when you insult anyone with feature.

But thanks for outing yourself for having zero empathy for your fellow humans.
At least now we know.

What irregular balding pattern? This is standard Male Pattern Baldness that ~40% of the male population has.