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A family bible is a book to record births, deaths, marriages. My granny has ours and it goes back about 300 years. No idea why they think it would have any impact on their plan.

We found porn stashed in hedges and sheds, hidden in the woods, on playing cards, in the bottom of wardrobes. It was something you found rather than something you sought out.

Cinnamon stick 10 mins before you serve. Lime juice to garnish.

If you don't have the willpower or don't really want to, you will fail. It's nearly all willpower.

The joke as I heard it is 'what type of dog did the magician have?'

I've never seen or heard anyone use drug as the past tense of drag in my long-legged life.

That's a wild rollercoaster of a question. It's like a robot who learned English in a rush.

It's Mandy or The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent.

+1 for Cake

The word skeleton comes from the Ancient Greek word skeletós, which means "dried up".

I have a moss question. If I want moss to grow between bricks on my driveway, can I just cut moss up, put it in, and water it? Will it grow? Or do I need some kind of mix with a culture (like moss and milk, or something)?

How did you get into my private elevator? SECURITY!