Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)
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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)
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I just updated the sidebar. As a rule of thumb, if you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you should probably post it to the new community [email protected]

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What do you get when a dinosaur farts on you? (lemmy.world)
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A blast from the past.

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Well, not ALL puzzles... [Dark Side of the Horse] (lemmy.sdf.org)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/25341720

Via Mastodon.

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Do you know how hay is sorted? (lemmy.world)
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Alfalfabetically.

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When is the only time Christmas comes before Thanksgiving? (lemmy.ml)
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When you're reading a dictionary.

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Dogs are different in France (sh.itjust.works)
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I can't explain it, but they just have a certain chien ne sais quoi

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Opening a petting zoo (lemmy.world)
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The guys from Metallica have designed a new Sesame Street character to expose preschool children to religion... (lemmy.world)
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The Pastor of Muppets is coming your way!

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Bookmark this one (i.imgur.com)
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There's a new exploit allowing an hacker to run arbitrary commands on lots of Unix-based fish tanks, potentially making them pour poison into the water. (sh.itjust.works)
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This may result in remote cod execution.

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What is the smallest unit of measure you can use at Thanksgiving? (lemmy.world)
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Pil-grams!

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"I refuse to say anything without my lawyer present" (sh.itjust.works)
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"But you ARE a lawyer."

"Yeah, so where's my present?"

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Quitting at BMW (lemmy.world)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22017704

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Low key fell off (lemmy.world)
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For those with lower back pain:

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lowkey

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fell+off

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What did the monkey say whilst pointing at Tarzan swinging through the trees? (lemmy.ml)
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"Man that's wild!"

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I thought someone had taken a dump in my shower (sopuli.xyz)
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Turns out it was just some sham poo

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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? (lemmy.world)
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A pouch potato

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Starting with a clean slate (lemmy.world)
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Why do anarchists make decaffeinated tea? (ttrpg.network)
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Because proper tea is theft!

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What is the easiest building to lift? (lemmy.world)
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A lighthouse

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Make mine a double (lemmy.world)
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Not quite Top Brass (lemmy.world)
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What is a panther's favorite game show? (lemmy.ml)
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Leopardy!

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Chuckles (lemmy.world)
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