Susaga

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"But you ARE a lawyer."

"Yeah, so where's my present?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

We don't even know if you even read about it. Unless I have experience of what you're talking about, I can't say you're wrong. Heck, even if I have experience, I don't know that you didn't just have a different experience.

You can find a good source for your claims, or some supporting evidence, or someone else can come along and back you up. I still wouldn't know, given how easily you can fake sources on the internet, so you could still be lying.

At a certain point, you just need to take it on faith.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a human should be able to fly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But you're not correcting me. I am using a rule correctly and you don't like it. You're not being helpful, you're being entitled.

I was in the middle of a monologue, and you tried to divebomb the BBEG. That's highly disrespectful, but I'm accommodating and give you a chance to succeed using the existing rules. It doesn't work out the way you want, so you tell me not to use those rules because they're dumb. And you call ME disrespectful for calling you out?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

There's a lot of things I can say about this. To summarise:

  • Just because WotC wants you to use a new product doesn't mean the old product is outdated.
  • If WotC supports the Pinkertons, I don't support them. But have fun letting your morals fall apart so you can consume product.
  • The Tasha's rule expands on a rule from the DMG. If the rule were to be updated, it would be in the DMG, not the PHB.
  • Most tables don't have the DMG either.
  • The new PHB doesn't have most subclasses. The only reason stuff was omitted was because there wasn't enough space or time to add them in.

All of that hardly matters, because you responded to a DM ruling by saying "nope". No shit we're incompatible. At the VERY least, I want my players to respect me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Yes, but the only people with the power to stop them have a conflict of interest too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

In that timeline, Loraine shot Biff, causing old Biff to slowly fade once he got back to 2015. It wasn't explicit in the final cut, but you can see him in pain when he leaves the Delorean.

So, is Melania going to shoot Trump?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

No matter what the real world laws of physics are, the GM is the final arbiter of the rules. That's not an ego thing. That's just how it works. Everyone's roleplaying game works the same, even if they have different rulings.

Now, let's quickly picture this scene where the GM instead rolls 14. The BBEG is making his speech, then a shadow falls over him, he looks up, and gets crushed by a brontosaurus. He's resiliant, having taken only half the fall damage, but he's knocked prone and at a serious disadvantage as everyone rolls initiative.

Would anyone complain about the optional rule being used? Would anyone argue there should be no shadow because "the sun wouldn't be there" or "I hadn't transformed yet"? And if they decided to make that check to transform right before impact and succeeded, would they complain about the high DC due to the high speed?

I don't think they would. I think they're only complaining because the GM didn't give them what they wanted. They don't care about the game, they just care about getting their own way.

I agree. I am not compatible with that playstyle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm not American. I don't know what those terms mean. I just have a skybox.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

To continue the quote, physics are what I allow them to be.

Going by the pure rules, you don't have enough time to wildshape. You just splatter. I'm being kind by giving you the opportunity at all.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (5 children)

First of all, if I'm the DM, you don't get to tell me not to use a rule.

Second of all, there will not be a situation where I use the 2024 ruleset. The 2014 ruleset is still around, and still usable, and anyone calling it outdated is an idiot.

Third, this is the only official rule given for this situation. If we don't use it, there is no rule for falling on someone and we resolve it however I like. And since you just tried to interrupt my monologue, I'm not inclined to be generous.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (4 children)

My TV lets me pause live TV, so I pause, leave the room for a bit, come back and fast forward through the ads.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

This isn't a physics sim. This is a roleplaying game. Physics are what I allow them to be and it's funnier for falling creatures to have a drop shadow.

 

So they can hide in cherry trees.

Alright, why don't you ever see elephants hiding in cherry trees?

Because they're very good at it.

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

The genie appears before him and declares "I am a powerful genie! Due to budget cuts, I will only be granting one wish, but you can wish for anything you desire and I shall make it come true!"

The farmer wastes no time. "My neighbour, Peter, was once as poor as me. One day, he received a cow as a gift, and he began to sell the milk. Suddenly, he is earning twice as much. He could afford to fix the roof, he bought new clothes, and he even took a day off to have wild sex with his wife. That cow made his life so much better than it was before."

The genie nods. "I see. So, your wish is..."

"Kill his cow."

 

He couldn't see that well.

 

Real person, fictional character, or even just hypothetical: I wanna hear it!

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

There are only two survivors, both of whom are Christian men. They start walking, hoping to find civilisation and a source of food and water. Each sand dune is hell, but they push themselves forward to climb over it. Days pass and their thirst aches their throats, but they keep walking. Finally, their journey pays off, and a village comes into view.

One of the men turns to the other and says "look, we're in a muslim country, and it's a desperate situation. I say we pretend to be muslim. They'll take better care of us for it."

The other man looks aghast. "What? No! I'm a Christian and proud! I have nothing to be afraid of."

As dawn breaks and their legs are about to drop, the men reach the village. A man spots the pair and approaches them, wearing a robe, an imama, and sporting a lengthy beard. "Who are you?"

"I'm Muhammed" says the first man, his real name Peter.

"I'm John" says the second man.

The muslim man takes John by the shoulder, pulling him into the village. "It must have been a long walk, you must be tired. Please, we have plenty of food and water, and there should be a bed for you somewhere."

Then he turns to Peter and opens his arms wide, a warm smile on his face. "Salaam, Muhammed! Happy Ramadan!"

 

This is purely hypothetical, just for fun. In this scenario, you don't get to know who the GM is in advance, but they do have to run it as written. The players can leave whenever they like, but the GM has to stay until either all players leave or the players beat the dungeon.

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