this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2024
75 points (97.5% liked)

RPGMemes

10311 readers
214 users here now

Humor, jokes, memes about TTRPGs

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
75
(s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com)
submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

@rpgmemes

Some players are on MinMax overdrive

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (17 children)

"Okay, so he gets to make a dexterity saving throw... That's a 16, so he manages to sidestep you and you take the full damage. ...No, he doesn't have disadvantage, you made a huge shadow above him, he knew you were coming. Anyway, he continues his monologue, using your actions as an example of the foolishness of humanity."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

you made a huge shadow above him, he knew you were coming.

Somehow I doubt it was established that the fight was at noon on the equator until that moment.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

This isn't a physics sim. This is a roleplaying game. Physics are what I allow them to be and it's funnier for falling creatures to have a drop shadow.

load more comments (15 replies)