Godric

That sounds delicious! How much tuica does one generally have with a meal?

Not the poles, the Poles! They're flocking to Detroit to consult Poles before the election.

You misunderstand, CBS has it right, Michiganders are flocking to their local Polack before they vote, that's all.

What

Funny, Dr. Dick-Handler, this shit is funny!

This reads as a shitpost, but I'll advise on the chance it isn't and you're in a crazy deadly situation.

Make a show of applying for remote Jobs ASAP, do it tomorrow. Dress up nice for the "E-meetings", and then hop in discord or something with a friend and have an "Interview" that goes well.

Then, explain to your family that you need to submit documents to HR to complete onboarding. Get ALL your personal documents in hand, and then ride off into the sunset away from them.

OK, boomer

OK, Boomer

If you think the defining characteristic of a boomer is disliking weird new culture

Thank you for putting it so succinctly! It's definitely one of the boomer characteristics, automatically hating on culture that changed from when you were a kid.

I guess you were born in the 1950s, kids these days just don't know...

G.R.E.E.N.

GET

REPUBLICANS

ELECTED

EVERY

NOVEMBER