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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Can't wait for the comment section to be spammed witht he same three reddit catchphrases

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Here, have a poor man's gold 🥇

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"At what hour does the narwhal bacon?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Right, so I know seals are descended from bears, but narwhals being cetaceans are more hippo like? So do we refer to narwhal meat using the same nomenclature as say beef, or is it it's own thing?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Marinara flags 🚩🚩🚩

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Thank you, kind stranger!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's so wholesome!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For your edification and posterity. This. What you just wrote. I totally agree. Like a chef serving a bowl of stew, you stuck your ladel into my brain and from my incoherent abstract thoughts were able to form the exact sentiment of what it is I was feeling. Down to a decimal of a decimal, more perfectly than I ever could have iterated, you captured the essence of every nuance I experienced relating to the subject matter. No words could portray the awe I felt knowing that somebody shared the exact same thought process as me. Not only that, but with the ability to articulate in such a refined manner the depth of said thought process. No words could describe that feeling. Except one. This.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is there a Lemmy app that allows you to manage such beautiful pasta?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Not from a Jedi.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Beat meat to it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

James Stephanie Sterling? You're here?