YourFavouriteNPC

Easily the rival in the early Pokémon games. Being so annoyingly cocky and full of themselves just to get wiped by my party's first slot Pokémon every single time... Bruh, just get a grip on reality, would you?

Shitting in the toilet

Ocean "currents"? I ain't never seen no goddamn "currents" in the ocean, boy. Have you? They just be sayin' these things to keep us distracted from how their undloadin' trucks full of illegals in are country to steal are jobs and sell drugs and live off of welfare!

Care to show me the way to that link I don't have the time to go look for right now but don't want to forget about over the next couple of hours?

Better make that $100 trillion (a rough estimate of the world economy's nominal value) to make sure you don't cripple our whole civilisation, as it would allow you to pay for basically every single company on the planet, all of which would suddenly have to invest a lot of money to move at least some of their IT infrastructure over to a GNU/Linux equivalent, much of which may not even exist yet and would have to be built from scratch.

It would allow me to pay for the training and licensing for my dream job a year earlier than I had planned (since it would take me roughly about a year to save up these last €2k that I'm still missing), which would not only massively improve my standard of living, but also turn me into a happier, more balanced and less gloomy person in general.

~2000€ would be an absolute game changer for me.

Golf is equivalent to licking an entire countryside so nobody else can use it. The only activity in human history that used more space for less people were the Apollo moon landings.

Billionaires

The more important you question is: why would you base this decision on what other people say, instead of just doing what you feel is right for you?

You overlooked the most important question: who gives a fuck?

I swear, last time I saw it (yesterday) it hat 10x the resolution