i mean, they're not wrong.
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If you have wrinkles at 40 you need to wear more sunscreen and drink more water.
Wearing water and drinking sunscreen works pretty well too !
There are wrinkles in my soul.
you need to wear more ~~sunscreen~~ soulscreen and drink more water.
My balls are wrinkly, and they've barely seen any sun at all.
But you do admit you remember exposing them to direct sunlight more than once?
is "direct sunlight" a code word for families at Shoneys?
They wanna drive a wooden stake through my heart for pulling my cock out at the Toronto blue Jays game; but all I'm saying is I bought the tickets!
When did you start dating Lauren Boebert?
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Im a demon. I have no loyalty for anyone! Never did, never will. Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me haha
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It's more about how I feel inside.
I’ve got mad forehead and cheek wrinkles and I’m 30 haha
Or simply never tempt the smiting of the Sky Sphere
Hey! I resemble that remark!
What planet do you live on where you see 40 year olds without any wrinkles at all? Absolutely ridiculous comment. Why do people upvote trash replies like this?
I'm in my forties and have no wrinkles. I have a few friends who have wrinkles but most of them don't. Maybe you should drink more water and wear more sunscreen.
Not even any fine lines? Hard to believe.
That's such BS dude. You're telling me you have absolutely no wrinkles that weren't there in your 20s or early 30s? Not a single one. That's absolute bullshit I'm sorry. Unless you're claiming to be some genetic oddity and are immortal, you are lying.
I just double-checked in the mirror, and I don't have any wrinkles yet either.
That's what happens when you don't go outside enough, I guess!
(I am starting to get a few gray hairs, though, if it makes you feel any better.)
Impossible. Not physically possible. If you were to compare your face to a close up high res pic of your younger self, you wil 100% see changes and wrinkles. They may be small but they're there. No way in absolute hell this isn't true.
Eesh why the hostility? I don't have wrinkles. I don't care if you believe me or not. This is the internet.
Treat your skin well, get good sleep, drink lots of water, don't do drugs or smoke. You won't have wrinkles at 40. Neglect any of those and the likelihood of having wrinkles increases. Sorry that you look like an old bag at 40 but maybe treat yourself better.
I'm coming off as hostile because I don't like it when clearly false or misleading comments get upvoted. It's upsetting.
You don't know everyone on the planet or where they live or how they've lived so to call someone a liar for a statement about their own body is asinine.
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Ngl, at 40, I had some wrinkles, my first gray hairs were showing up, and I was using a cane
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I am ded 💀
Found the 50 year old.
These kids are now mods and top contributors for murderedbywords.
When is this from? When I was the age of the two kids shown, both of my parents were over 40 and I (nor my peers) wouldn't have thought these things. Now I am over 40 and I still don't think these things. I have a niece from a younger sibling who is this age, and she might think these things, but she is also allowed unfiltered access to youtube except when I am around.
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I'm close to 40 and I feel like I'm still 20. Sure I sigh every time I sit in my car now and I have some grey hair, but by those kids metrics, I should be with 1 leg into the grave already of old age...
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What is this, the medieval times?
It's internet, we have no time here. It's separate timeline.
