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[–] [email protected] 109 points 5 days ago (1 children)

i mean, they're not wrong.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 days ago (11 children)

If you have wrinkles at 40 you need to wear more sunscreen and drink more water.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There are wrinkles in my soul.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 days ago

you need to wear more ~~sunscreen~~ soulscreen and drink more water.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My balls are wrinkly, and they've barely seen any sun at all.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (2 children)

But you do admit you remember exposing them to direct sunlight more than once?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

is "direct sunlight" a code word for families at Shoneys?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They wanna drive a wooden stake through my heart for pulling my cock out at the Toronto blue Jays game; but all I'm saying is I bought the tickets!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

When did you start dating Lauren Boebert?

Edit: grammar

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Im a demon. I have no loyalty for anyone! Never did, never will. Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me haha

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm enjoying the chaos of this comment chain.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Then you'll love ~~the source of my plagiarism~~ my muse

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I would never have gotten that reference. It's delightfully absurd and obscene, though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Nudist beach is a pretty good explanation.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Please don't bring reason and understanding into this, I'm trying to be irrationally judgmental over here.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If you have wrinkles at 40 you need to wear more sunscreen and drink more water.

But also even if you don't have wrinkles you should wear sunscreen and probably drink more water anyway.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

*Proceeds to drink even more water and die from brain swelling.*

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

I’ve got mad forehead and cheek wrinkles and I’m 30 haha

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

It's more about how I feel inside.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Or simply never tempt the smiting of the Sky Sphere

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Hey! I resemble that remark!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

What planet do you live on where you see 40 year olds without any wrinkles at all? Absolutely ridiculous comment. Why do people upvote trash replies like this?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (27 children)

I'm in my forties and have no wrinkles. I have a few friends who have wrinkles but most of them don't. Maybe you should drink more water and wear more sunscreen.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Yeah, I am 43 and while I have some very fine lines on my forehead, and near my eyes, you can't really see them unless you are like within 2 feet of me, or closer. And I have a long history with smoking and drug use. Also I am white, very white, not quite ginger ghost white, but not too far off. Genetics play a very strong role in this, and, at least from my perspective as someone who smoked for 28 years, and did hard drugs for 17, staying out of the sun. I have only really been doing anything close to a routine skin care regimen in like the last 5 years. I have also been homeless. So... yeah, not only do I believe you, I know people just like you. Hell, I probably would have much smoother skin, with no lines, if it wasn't for how bad I treated myself.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Not even any fine lines? Hard to believe.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Wearing water and drinking sunscreen works pretty well too !