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If nothing else, their sheer inability to understand reality would make it much easier to put Dogey America to sleep. Animals use language, however primitive, to warn of danger. Trumpkins fundamentally fails at this, and will start to die in record numbers when they eat RFK Burgers with rat diarrhea as the sauce.

Not even sure if I am kidding there. They are tearing down the institutions that protect everyone from everything.

Its woke to drink anything but pisswater.

next we see Trump saying "Microplastics? I solved that too, it no longer exists folks. America is great!"

If you're not drinking Oligarch piss or raw sewage you're fucking woke

Let me tell you a little story about The Fenhalloway River. About a year before I moved to that area as a kid in the early 80's, some reporter came to report on it. Some locals assaulted her buy burning her with cigars and cigarettes, then pouring the river water into her burns.

I remember wandering some places with my step brother. One spot was along that river. The spot was out there, but still on a decently used dirt (sand) road. We got to the end and to an area we heard was a swimming hole. This was before we heard the river was badly polluted. It was littered with empty bullet casings, KKK signs and nazi symbols. We noped the fuck out of there quick.

While I lived there, at one point, the EPA provided everyone who wanted it with cases of bottled water. We lived close enough to see the sign over highway 19. A 30 second walk and I could just read it. Our well water stunk of the paper mill and you couldn't see the bottom of a 5 gallon bucket. The EPA water program lasted about a year. Then...nothing. The river wasn't any cleaner. It was still black coffee. Still smelled of satan's farts. I just now get the irony of living there and watching Captain Planet.

The mill shut down last year. It will probably take some time before the pollution from it will fade. Decades.

Microplastics are woke? Fellas, is accumulating microplastics in your balls gay?

Where was this taken? Wondering who owns those photos.

Rollins is pregnant with Musks baby.

TIL that clean water is “woke”

I better not see any anti-woke types drinking clean water!

These people are so ridiculously evil. Banning the phrase clean water is insane.

Land of the free

"Party Of Small Government"

This is fascism, by the way.

It is long past overdue for torches and pitchforks.

Hard to believe there are still people willing to pose for a photo with Elon.

Pollution remediation banned terms runoff, membrane filtration, microplastics, water pollution, air pollution, soil pollution, groundwater pollution, pollution remediation, pollution abatement, sediment remediation, contaminants of environmental concern, CEC, PFAS, PFOA, PCB, nonpoint source pollution

What a massive gift to the worst people

God forbid someone mentions ”clean water”.

So they can't reference the Clean Water Act?

Gonna make it hard to talk about home REDACTED loans

What's interesting is that other then three minor places reporting in this. Not even a comment from the democratic party. Nothing in major news publications. Nothing on CNN that I can find. Nothing on AP or NPR. I'm questioning if this is even real.

This is some truly 1984 double speak bullshit

Step 1 prevent agency from doing it's job

Step 2 shriek about how agency does nothing and must be dismantled

So, in other words, we will no longer be able to trust the USDA to safeguard our food supply and companies will be able to bastardize any and all foodstuffs without any kind of oversight whatsoever.

Fuck these guys, what time is the white house raid?

Paper bags for everyone's head! No more problems!

To be fair though the Democrats tried to stop dumb shitheads from pushing horse paste on Twitter during a pandemic, so no one's blameless in the censorship game.

(Please don't make me reply clarifying the intent of this statement.)