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Didn't he (famously) ride his bike home?

Can you imagine the moon landing was closer to 14 AD than we are?

C'est absolument dégueulasse....

On-street parking even exists in Amsterdam, it's definitely less than in cities with less bike lanes/sane infrastructure but there's still some pretty much everywhere.

Flashbacks of intently staring at my window slowly swaying with the wind while I tried to convince myself I just made it move.

Helaas pindakaas...

Fucking hell I wasn't prepared for the existential questions when I entered this thread.

Nederlander?

This used to work for me but these days the only way it works is if I pace myself with a big glass of water in between each alcoholic drink. The "chug a liter before bed" only somewhat helps now, but barely.

That would bring us from a 71.4% rate of work to a 66.6% rate of work. Not as good as the 57.1% rate of work we'd get by having 4 days on 3 days off, but still, progress.

Pretty sure that last one was part of the Brexit campaign.

Protein, carbs and fat, you need all three in the right amounts for a healthy diet!