TheLowestStone

joined 1 year ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 7 minutes ago

Which means that Shrek could have been Rosa Parks's favorite movie of all time.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

It's so dangerous that 100% of people who never come in contact with it also die.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I could really use an adult latte right about now.

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

I'll blame both.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Best of luck to you.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Just curious, where are you going? My wife doesn't want to move further from her family or we would be in New Zealand already.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The gun store closes before I get home from work. That's why I'm going tomorrow.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Half of them have heart attacks walking up the stairs and the other half turn to ash when touched by sunlight.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

You go ahead and make bingo cards, I'll be prepping for the civil war.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Loved him in Avenue 5 and The Comedians and those are the only 2 things I know him from. The Comedians was a 1 season FX in which Billy Crystal and Josh Gad play themselves being forced to work together on a project. I highly recommend checking out the episode about them getting stoned before going to the Kids Choice Awards.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm going to go ahead and put piss weasel in my pocket for later.

[โ€“] [email protected] 35 points 5 days ago

There's no need for "more than likely" in that sentence.

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