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[–] [email protected] 107 points 3 days ago (1 children)

When Canada started investigating this, Trump started his threats of invasion.

Just in case you still don't know who the actual president is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

That's not entirely accurate- the threats were present before this occurred, he just ramped up the threats afterwards.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Betteridge's Law of Headlines

[–] [email protected] 73 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Elon in here downvoting 🤣

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm not sure melon head could figure out how to use the Fediverse.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He'd have to ask Big Balls to borrow his technical expertise.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Deletes SSN database to "save money"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Removes everyones social security to get himself deleted via bullet

Maybe he's trying to do assisted suicide? I can't imagine things going well when a bunch of old people, many with guns, are going to be left incomeless because of him. Though I suppose it's always possible for the republicans to somehow blame biden, minorities, or people with dyed hair for it and most will buy it.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 days ago

Of course they didn’t.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Glad someone else got it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Mark Carney is the man. Freeze those funds and make these fucks accountable!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Seems legit to me, but then again I'm a complete moron..

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

8,653 cars over four dealerships in three days is ~~961~~ ~721 cars per dealer per day. (edit: fixed my math)

No dealership carries that many cars in one go, much less even capable of processing that many sales within 24hrs. Your average dealership sells maybe 100 cars a month.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

Elon Musk: "It's not a lie if you believe it!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

8,653 cars over four dealerships in three days is ~961 cars per dealer per day.

*~721 (you accidentally divided by 3x3 instead of 4x3 for dealerships x days)

(Which is still absurd, of course)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Whoops! But yes, absolutely right.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

It’s roughly 722, which isn’t far off enough of 961 to make a difference in the plausibility of this claim, but I wanted to throw that out there.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Could they be inflating it using internarional order fulfillment/ shuffling cars to other dealerships? A dealership in idk India wants a Model X with a specific trim and motors, so they pack and ship,and count it as sold from these 4 Canadian inventories? Also moving them to the US for sales since they're not selling well internationally?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (3 children)

If the dealership had 100 employees in the Show room, each of them would have to process 76 customers a day. At an 8 hour work day, that would be one ~10 customers per hour.

This gives each employer 6 minutes to finish a sale.

Very unlikely, if not impossible.

The biggest dealer I have ever been to had like 5 salespersons in store at any given time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The biggest dealer I have ever been to had like 5 salespersons in store at any given time.

And probably half that in financing people.

I worked for a dealership group for a few years, and we had 4 different buildings in our local campus. Like you said, maybe 3-6 sales people in any given shift in each building, but only 1-2 financing people on shift in the same building.

Not even mentioning that the easy sales still took 30-45 minutes to get through financing. There's no possibile way that this is legit...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

They don't have to process customers if they're fulfilling "a dealership in the US has asked for 5 of our triple motors in red" They're filing a transfer and then listing it as if "we sold 5 cars" to bump numbers

That's what I'm asking if they can do, illicit, to try and make it look like they're making sales

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Car salespeople work longer than 8 hours. More like 10, especially nowadays where pickins are slim. Still a bunch of bullshit numbers no matter how you slice it. This really gives the same vibes as Trump inflating the value of his properties by lying about the square footage. I would bet there's some kind of financial gain being made from this claim.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Indeed, they wanted the 40 million in rebates this many cars would bring from canada's rebate program for EVs, right out of taxpayers pockets.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Some salesman must be making one hell of a commission.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago

There are loosely 5,000 new car sales per day for the whole country.

Not legit.