The Tsar’s favorite tar star 🍩
DogPeePoo
Grandpa Munster keeps getting worse.
Fun fact… he’s one of the first Republicunt traitors who traveled to Moscow on the 4th of July to kiss Putin’s ring.
He was running low on his Unicorn blood transfusion
Fuck you JD Vance, you fucking fascist pig
Every Trump business model is conveniently shaped like a pyramid ⚠️
Trump said— thank you, then this is the perfect place to stage another false flag operation.
Didn’t he pay for one of Boebert’s abortions?
Iirc, she was his call girl before becoming the skeeze of Congress.
Kids missed school. Parents missed work. I’m assuming cops and civil employees put in OT because of this. He admitted they were his lies that caused all this unnecessary ruckus.
Shouldn’t their shitbag lying campaign be responsible for these costs? The city of Springfield should sue.
He looks like a perfectly roasted turkey 🦃 🍗 …
Mike Johnson is paid in rubles