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[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Mushrooms are just the fruiting body of the mycelium network. What we have here is someone cutting a dick off and having it pilot a Gundam.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

You do have a wonderful way with words!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's a meme pic, so I'm just wildly gesticulating and making giant assumptions here: I doubt it's the "mushroom" fruiting body that's doing anything in this research. It's almost certainly the mycelium or we're dealing with something like slime molds or yeast which don't produce mushrooms at all.

Yes I made this comment without reading the rest of the thread or hunting down the story. Sue me.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yeah the reality is they essentially used mycelium as nerve fibers, but I was riffing on the headline. There was also certainly no learning going on. https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/scirobotics.adk8019

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Juffo-Wup is the power of life... hot warmth in the cold Void. It flows through all things, binding them together, making them one. You are Non-Juffo-Wup, you cannot understand.

[–] [email protected] 89 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I mean, it wouldn't be the first time a fungus used the body of something else to get to where it needs to go.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Mushroom Robot Army vs OpenAI Robot Army... whose side are you on?

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I, for one, welcome our new fungus overlords.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

A mushroom overlord sounds like a fungi

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago

Glory to the human-mushroom-hybrids.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Mushroom Intelligence vs AI vs Humanity is the RTS I didn’t know I wanted

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Ngl, it would be good to have 40k orc army (fungi-infected super soldiers) on our side. That is, if siding with orc is ever possible.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Anyone got the DOI? I promise I won’t build a small swarm of wheeled mushrooms.

[edit]: Found it! https://doi.org/10.1126/scirobotics.adk8019

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

But you didn't promise anything about arachnic legs!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

It's all fun and games until we're overrun by cybernetic goombas.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (4 children)

How long until we can play doom on mushrooms?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

I can play doom on mushrooms any time I want

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How long until mushrooms can play doom on people?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You can play it on gut bacteria, so it seems possible.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

How long until mushrooms can play Doom?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 days ago

Making the dystopia less boring one step at a time.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Wait until they give mushrooms the ability to talk and they call us ugly meatbags and future soil.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My shroom trip vision made me believe that we are just a seed to spread spores and how that is why humankind loves exploring and burying each other in the ground. I also went into the afterlife where my mind connected to the underground network of mycelium and I could see all past memories of people that died and were connected. Before the vision though was the worst experience ever and I won't do it again

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Wow! Very interesting experience I bet! After such an event, I am sure that your outlook on life (and death) changes quite a bit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Is it strange that I'm less concerned about mushrooms being able to talk than I am about mushrooms being able to see us?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Cool, it can run for US President next if that’s still a thing.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Actually, mycellium is probably very highly inteligent, if big enough, so it would probably be either great or terrible for humans.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago

[Mushroom global hive-mind] : "Good, good. It's all going according to plan"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A fungus among us, how novel

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

At least a good spore to hang out with

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

You know, if they fit the mold

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago

Cue the Jurassic Park quote we all know, but for some reason is constantly ignored.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There's something heartwarming about using the human ability to use technology to overcome limitations to help another species.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Thats basically the premise of the Uplift series by David Brin

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What was that 70s movie?

Night of triffels? Or something?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Night of truffles will be the parody version

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Getting revenge on those pigs for digging up their cousins.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

Anyone who has seen mushrooms grow and multiply knows this is some next level scary shit

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Let's just hope that that fungus won't start worshipping Gork and Mork any time soon.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

So, this is real. Very cool.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Think of the neat new ways techbros are going to be able to fuck us in 20 years.

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