LanguageIsCool
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I wasn’t born yesterday, you know. Wait, I’m in my 30s. Ok yes, I was born yesterday.
“Yeah, makes sense. You know how hard it is to draw a perfect circle? How about you try it then, asshole? Didn’t think so. Now pay up!!”
- Canva sales team, probably
Yeah, that fucking rocked.
The worst is being corrected.
“Good morning, how are you?”
looks at watch “it’s 12:01pm so it’s good afternoon”
But nobody is around to smell it, does it have an odor?
It’s like finding a needle in a camel’s back
Reminds me of a Johnny Bravo episode where he rips off a tag from a mattress that says “do not remove under penalty of law” and then helicopters start coming after him lol
Double entendre: “eu” means “me” in Portuguese
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