this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 4 days ago

Your attempt to stop me from eating ass has failed.

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 124 points 1 week ago
[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 107 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] nifty@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago
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[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 89 points 1 week ago
[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 89 points 1 week ago
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 82 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 80 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think I'm ready to find an eye bleach community now.

[–] medsal15@lemmy.blahaj.zone 79 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thats a shitpost indeed

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 76 points 1 week ago
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 69 points 1 week ago
[–] other_cat@lemmy.world 66 points 1 week ago
[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 65 points 1 week ago
[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 50 points 1 week ago

Well, I hate you.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago
[–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 week ago

What a day to have eyes.

[–] belastend@slrpnk.net 36 points 1 week ago
[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sometimes I wish the internetn was neves created

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Did you mean, "interetn war neves created"?

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[–] Chef_Boyargee@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago
[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

How to forget previous 30 seconds

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Let's be honest here, when's the last time we've all been checked for worms? We're probably all carrying something or other around inside of us. Besides the outside stuff like the mites that live on your eyelashes and stuff... Something something glass houses and so on

[–] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 week ago (2 children)

People don’t get checked for worms regularly because they are effectively extinct in western societies. They have an extremely hard time coping with waste treatment.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I used to get worms fairly frequently as a kid. I think it's wearing shoes that make a real difference.

[–] anemoia_one@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You know how a bunch of rural types swore up and down about how ivermectin made them feel better when they had COVID?

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How does that even happen??? Spend a lot of time licking your feet?

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[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When a woman extends herself like this to please you then you know that she's a keeper

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

Keeper; Keeper the fuck away from me

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Where is the button to ~~report~~ unsee this?

[–] ViperActual@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago

I wish I could both up vote and down vote this post because of how foul it is and yet it perfectly fits the community

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 17 points 1 week ago

Why oh why did I read and comprehend the words?

[–] guy@piefed.social 13 points 1 week ago
[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Mate fuck you just prayed so that a fucking thunderstorm hits your electric grid

[–] rosco385@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)

This is almost as bad as the old 4chan jollyrancher story.

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

I want someone to tear my eyes put kill bill style

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is unironically one of the few posts I wholeheartedly enjoy. It's over the top and that's right up my alley. The girl is the cherry on top. Chefs kiss

[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My absolute favorite part is the near-unanimous expression of misery from all those commenting. We've all had a truly wretched encounter today

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

I love the gif/image replies. It makes me nostalgic for when every thread was mostly images and gifts (not that I'd like to go back but it's nice occasionally)

[–] LongboardingLad@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Nope. Don't like that...

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

The internet has a mistake we must cut every last fiber of its heinous being.

[–] sumguyonline@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

This is definitely in my top 10 reasons to be single in January. I'd also throw my shoe, but I have weird feet and it costs a lot to replace them, and once you touch it, The pinworms have it.

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