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[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm just upset those patties don't have a little char on them

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

They're cooked rare, they're supposed to be like that.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Can confirm, I'll eat that. But what's up with the messed up cutting angles? Like, so much attention to symmetry for the ingredients, but when cutting it they said fuckit?..

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The person who cut the pizza must have been a different person from the one who put the ingredients.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

Fidget pizzer

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Oh my God, that's disgusting! Where do they serve it? So I can make sure I never go there. Like, I know it's in Sweden, but they have so many pizza & burger places. Which one?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Looks like a pita to eat

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I tried making a cheeseburgurrito once. Only once I started assembling it did I realize it was just meat, cheese, lettuce, tomato and onion. Basically a normal burrito. 🤦‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Ketchup and Mustard, tho? And Mayonaise and Dill Pickle slices.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

In Argentina we call Hamburpizza to something that is basically a grounded meat disc, that's the diameter of a pizza, and the buns are two pizzas, usual burger fillings apply. Of course we cut it in triangles. It's not that good, but it's not the piece of crap the pic has.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

"it's not that good" lmfao, that's perfect

They had the ingredients to make two good pizzas with ground beef and maybe bacon and onion topping, and instead they put it together and made it worse.

When the Nazis escaped to Argentina, they brought their crimes against humanity.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Proof that you can take two good things and combine them to make a disaster.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Id have to try it first. Looks pretty bad but i bet it tastes good!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

it's the 'i grabbed three whopper patties out of the waste bin at work' frozen cheese pizza special, with a bonus of a few tomato scraps and pickle slices.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Lol just chunk up the patties and you can very easily spread them over a pizza though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Just spreading the ground beef around rather than keep it in the form of meat patties would've yielded something more pizza-like whilst using the exact same ingredients (though it would probably still be an excessive amount for a non-cheese topping).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

I would eat that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Fill the area around the patties with chicken n ranch.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Honestly, pineapple would be ideal for this. Plus, it looks dry so it'd help with that too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Hamburger patties in cheese sauce on pizza dough? I would eat the fuck out of this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Armenians actually have something like this and it's delicious

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Americans have something like this and it is too.

What's pictured is the last whisper of a fuck to give leaving someone's body.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Ugh, that’s disgusting. A pizza without sauce?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

there's sauce, it's a cheese sauce

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Plot twist: The sauce is ranch dressing. I've had a pizza like that before, it was absolutely awesome!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

a pizza without tomato sauce iirc in italian terms is a pizza bianca.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

pewpew doesn't have to justify a personal preference, as its validity doesn’t depend on external proof. do you feel like you need to explain all of your preferences to people? then pewpew doesn't either. :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I was joking. They made an unprovable statement, and I hoped they might try anyway. They didn't state it as a preference, they stated it as a fact, which I don't believe it is. I don't ask others to justify their preferences, but I guess you'd like me to justify my jokes. :) Fair enough, I guess. They're lousy jokes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

did you hear about the lemmy user that lost his left side? he's all right

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

Still better than Hawaiian