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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Aren't these 'girl with blue hair' jokes a bit old already?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Not if my porn is anything to go by.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

nah I saw some animated documentary on Netflix and I can say for a fact that blue haired girls are mentally ill

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 minutes ago

Was that documentary called Arcane, by any chance?

[–] [email protected] 83 points 15 hours ago

Boomer humor…

[–] [email protected] 37 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

My therapist actually has blue hair though...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

In college my friends said "never date a girl that's a psychology major. She's trying to figure out what's wrong with herself".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 minutes ago

At least they’re are trying. That’s more than can be said for a lot of people. Is it better to be with someone who’s got an understanding of their issues and wants to resolve them, or be with someone who doesn’t acknowledge their issues and/or who leans into maladaptive behaviors because of them?

I’ve dated people in both camps. I’ll take the psych major any day. By a long shot.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 hours ago

My daughter's therapist ticks a lot of 'manic pixie dreamgirl' boxes, but she seems to do it for my kid, so I guess it all works out.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 hours ago

Never have I wanted to be a therapist more.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

The ultimate childhood PTSD experience ™️

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

How terrifying was it in the end? I found the trailer too scary to actually watch it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Thankfully my brain erased that experience

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

It's got creepy visuals including uncanny valley faces and spider-like features in characters. It's nothing graphic.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

It's got creepy visuals including uncanny valley faces and spider-like features in characters. It's nothing graphic.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Yeah, that's Ramona Flowers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I never understood the attraction. "oh my god she's so different!"

If she never painted her hair, her coy personality would be an actual red flag. But nope, coloured hair = quirky, so gotta put up with that whole mess.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

On one hand that was part of the point of her character, that people were far more attracted to the idea of her than the reality. On the other hand, a beautiful actress portraying a very “cool millennial” aesthetic got to me too. She was the archetypal manic pixie dream girl in a story about how she won’t save you and you won’t save her, you both have to learn to save yourself.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

And while we're on the subject of Ramonas, Ramona Quimby was a little shit with two loving parents who put up with way too much of her antics. If anyone should have been in therapy, it was Ramona. Think of the horrible, vain, manipulative adult she must have turned out to be.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I bet you any money that we're talking about the exact same person.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

I could certainly see an adult Ramona Quimby changing her name to Ramona Flowers to get attention.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

You mean the one with hair like this?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 13 hours ago

Tbf she was the only one with that haircut in that entire town

[–] [email protected] 21 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, did you hear about her seven evil exes?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I thought she had seven seven evil ex boyfriends!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I thought at least one of them was a girlfriend?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

thatsthejoke.jpg

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

Well they weren't all boys so...

[–] [email protected] 26 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Jinx is not amused by this statement

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

She'd be a prime candidate for some therapy though

[–] [email protected] 1 points 29 minutes ago

IDK, in a dystopian capitalism end state blowing shit up while giggling sounds like good mental health to me

[–] [email protected] 13 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

In walks the Therapist who strangely enough looks like johnny sins.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

There must be something I can do to thank you for fixing my daddy issues...