tetris11

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I bet you any money that we're talking about the exact same person.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

He had been having an affair with the teddy bear.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

I never understood the attraction. "oh my god she's so different!"

If she never painted her hair, her coy personality would be an actual red flag. But nope, coloured hair = quirky, so gotta put up with that whole mess.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Yeah but if the president himself is telling the people to not worry about it, what hope do the states have in enforcing it.

See: Boris Johnson vs The Lockdowns, and what effect that had on the public.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

back in '25

Me and some guys from school
We bought a van and we packed it hard:
Toilet rolls, masks, gasoline.
We thought we could resell it all to tards.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Woah. That's a lot of printer cartridges. I hope you get the colours you need!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Paternity: time your pregnancy to coincide with the start of an X year contract, or they simply won't renew it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Max pay is around 50k. Its better than most, for sure, but academics get treated way better in US or Germany

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

They won't. Blame the last administration, rinse and repeat.