spankmonkey

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 hours ago

Best way to avoid cleaning the pot!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago (9 children)

Don't do it, that would get you banned from the internet!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Deep fried turkey. We have used the Butterball electric frier for over a decade and it turns out awesome every year.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Generally people tend to focus on one thing and don't pay any attention to the side effects. Morons want lower taxes for themselves and don't pay attention to the fact that the wealthy get the most benefit out of conservative cuts or that they just defunded the benefits of having a government like enforced food safety regulations. Or they care about abortion because they buy lies about post birth abortions and ignore everything else. Or they just teally hate immigrants and want to be mad and don't care that the party of hate works against their other self interests.

Many people are stupid. Like really, really stupid.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

I can confirm that touching graas multiple times a day does not fix the urge to shit post. It does make it more relaxing though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

I live in grassland. The lawn is just the wrong kind of grass.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

apply abroad and find out.

Clever!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Stalin was 1939 & 1942

Putin in 2007

Trump in 2016

And Musk was 2021, not a year ago. I guess the screenshot could be a couple years old.

The award is about people who have impact, not whether that impact is positive or negative.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

If someone thought it would take two weeks there would be no concern about wheels wearing out. They also wouldn't have the planning skills for a way home, becsuse how far could that be?

I'm assuming it is a parody account.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

North Korea probably does have high literacy so the people can read and understand all the propaganda.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

That is willful ignorance, not illiteracy. People talk about the rocky mountains, they are mentioned in songs...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

The party who funded the wholesale destruction of Gaza is somehow the “less genocide party”.

The funding was passed with bipartisan support, and always has. The funding is also supposed to have guardrails that limit it being used for genocide, and while the Dems are ineffectual at actually enforcing those guardrails Trump has already said that he wants Israel to finish the job and tends to follow through on his worst statements.

Anyone who chose not to vote for the possibility of less genocide (on top of a million other negative things that will come out of a Trump presidency) chose more genocide.

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