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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 hour ago

More like "things women want attractive people to be into"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 59 minutes ago (1 children)

TIL “ArguingOnline” is a hobby.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 53 minutes ago

Getting mad while listening to right wing psychopaths on the TV and Radio is a major hobby.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Oh boy, cosplayers and DnD players got the shaft with that one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 58 minutes ago)

You read it wrong, they are the most attractive of the least attractive

Unless you’re referring to misreading, the same that I attributed to you. Then yeah, I agree.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 41 minutes ago

Idiomas? やった!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 53 minutes ago

What's the deal with this graphic and why do I keep seeing it?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

"Reading"

Strangely enough, reading RPG and skirmish game rulebooks doesn't seem to fit that bill.

Also, 3D printers, get your painting skills ready and paint the stuff you print. Easy peasy lemon squeezy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

correct. like how reading comic strips and cereal boxes isnt either.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

I've read manual for my new 3D printer but it was in a foreign language so I had to cook up a way to understand it, luckily I travel a lot so learning languages is not that difficult for me. I hope that this writing paints good enough of a picture on how it went. I forged up some way to accelerate my learning process so that I could get trough it swift like an arrow. There certainly were some steep inclines which I had to overcome but in the end it all went swimmingly. The only issue was that I could not muster any courage to approach my crush. I just stood there like a stump and stared at her eyes that glistened like stars. In the end it turned out she was a hoe so I dodged a bullet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

swooning rn (im a guy)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

More accurately, top 15 lesbian hobbies

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 hours ago

What about my practicing the Art of the Blade™?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

"Women love when i show them my extruder nozzle"

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[–] [email protected] 95 points 7 hours ago (16 children)

"Top 15 hobbies that sound attractive to women"

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

My bf is really hot when he prints stuff for me tho.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

Unironically, women are hot for the handyman. Fixing a friend's sink has gotten me laid more than once.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

You mean those porn videos were real? Unbelievable!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

You'll have significantly less luck delivering pizza, sadly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

You mean that passing for a dependable and helpful person helps?

Who would've thunk?

(I don't know how to rephrase that first sentence but I'm not trying to insinuate that you're not either of these things :p )

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