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[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I just use P155w0rd as my password. No one guesses it

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

get in the flex neshus, shinji

[–] [email protected] 118 points 5 days ago (5 children)

That’s because the deal has already been sealed. They typically wanna keep you off the market, not increase your “resale” value. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, cucking or sharing kinda kinks, not human trafficking. Human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kind of thing. Like, as a fantasy, not as a real thing. Real human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, as in humans stuck in traffic or transforming into cars and being stuck in traffic, not as being sold as a commodity. Unless you’re into that kind of thing.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago

Things do get looser as you get older

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

create rule: from microsoft teams -> trash

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Makes sense, that’s such a Taurus thing to do

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I’ve been trying little things to help brighten their day, like artisanal wallets or little jokes that I write down on cards and put in my pockets

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Alexisonfire had the same problem. Their website was theonlybandever.com because alexisonfire.com was for the adult actress Alexis, and her pornographic content.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 week ago (2 children)

From the last time I saw this, what I understood was, the lawyer isn’t asking the witness if there’s a possibility the person in question was alive, the lawyer is trying to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the person in question was not only undeniably dead, but also impossible for the person to be alive.

Source: my memory from a random comment on the internet, pay it forward

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

It would’ve been funnier if a trans woman whose chosen name was Susan said that before going for the sex change. Or, I guess, more specifically, went to get her name legally changed to Susan. Elsewise it just sounds like OP was a big Johnny Cash fan.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Not to generalize, but cannibals often talk with a mouth full, or an ear full, or a toe full…

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They’ve finally found more money?

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