Someone made a post about how they thought they could fight a bear, describing exactly the scenario in the image.
I remember when this reddit post came out, it was as wild as that imaginary bear. Forgive my reminiscence, but I think I made a comment like “dude shut up I wanna see him do it” to someone saying that he shouldn’t, and it got several upvotes. A dozen, even. It was nice
Took the L on this one
True. The start of the 1900s was no time for messin’ around and making babies. We had to go work in the mines
Holy fuck, a tree pulling you out of your grave to make you forever watch what you did is the most metalest fucking thing
10/10 would read again
I’ve been pronouncing it all-e-glucky
Just like a beehive with mace, it’s unbearable
Fake: Open source is the most efficient way to get communities to push and develop technology. People gathering to discuss, work, and share solely for the interest of the subject, serves the subject. People putting in effort in exchange for resources will only be serving self-interest, and never be wholly dedicated to the project goal.
Gay: Capitalists are only interested in advancing technology for monetary gain; if reversing genuine improvement serves their greed, they will do (and have done) so.
Edit: double gay, most open source people are also wearing cute thigh high socks rn
NINTENDO SIXTY FOURRRRRRRRR
Sorry, different console. But I’m sure you had the same energy
Manipulativeness
“Hey, I was wondering if you could help me figure something out. I was really flattered by your invite the other day, but I’m not interested in dating right now. I enjoy your friendship and I don’t want to jeopardize it. Is there a way we can comfortably set boundaries without ruining that?”
IMO this way you let them know you’re interested in maintaining a relationship but at a friendship level. You demonstrate that you care about their feelings while clearly establishing the need for specific boundaries.
Go back into shower, resume task