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[–] [email protected] 50 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (7 children)

I read, write, and cook, and can play several instruments (kazoo, mouth harp, washboard, tamborine,...). Where's the women that find me attractive?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

the trick is that you have to find them instead of just waiting for one to pop out of the ether

[–] [email protected] 76 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Well that's some bullshit. 😠

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Wait, are you not the blue name guy? Why is your name normal?

(edit: It is because of voyager lol)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

They added tags and took away my actual flair. 😔

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 49 minutes ago* (last edited 48 minutes ago) (1 children)

Voyager recently added user tags (allows you to label other users) but the app also doesn't appear to use the display name option available in Lemmy (or at least no one has it enabled from the screenshots I've seen posted), so it just shows the username you use to log in, which doesn't have special characters.

My display name is my username, but spelled using emojis in case you don't see it that way, either.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 minutes ago

Oh, I see. Voyager doesn't show that because display names are confusing for mentions, can be used to impersonate, and distracting. It might be an option to enable in the future, off by default.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago

You're still beautiful on Thunder for android

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 hours ago

We keep telling you that you gotta stop winking when you tell people you play the mouth harp.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

(kazoo, mouth harp, washboard, tamborine,…)

My reaction

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

Nothing more sexy than a mouth harp (I always knew it as a jaw harp and have three) uwu

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago

I read, write, cook, paint, swim, travel, and hike, and last gardening. I should be rolling in it. But my wife finds me sexy so I got that going for me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

Just outside of you FOV. If you spin fast enough, you're bound to see them.