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Despite lack of clear records on this matter, it is believed that neither Abraham Lincoln nor George Washington simulated sucking a penis in public.

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[–] [email protected] 197 points 5 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 days ago

Throw that up in polictal humor if you haven't already.

That's funny

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago

This should be a top level post. 😂

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[–] [email protected] 166 points 5 days ago (5 children)

I never want to hear about Donald Trump again.

[–] [email protected] 102 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I would l like to hear about him one more time, while reading his obituary.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 5 days ago (4 children)

That's too kind. I'd like to read about him in an orange jump suit.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I can’t mention what I’d like to read in his obit on this instance. But you are right, I guess I’d like to read about him twice. First his long term incarceration, followed by his obituary.

As an aside, everyone’s always mentioning the whole “herp derp how you gonna put a former president in jail with secret service detail?”. When that fuckhead gets incarcerated I want him sent to the military wing of Leavenworth. Imagine, Trump in solitary confinement, not allowed to speak to any other inmates, any of the MPs, or even aloud to himself. God damn I’d relish knowing how miserable he’d be in there.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

When that fuckhead gets incarcerated I want him sent to the military wing of Leavenworth.

I'm with you. That's the clear solution, and it's frustrating how many people overlook it!

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 days ago

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

-Man who died before Donald Trump was born.

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[–] [email protected] 129 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Another symptom of sundowning is the lack of inhibition.

Just sayin'.

Vote or Peter Thiel will be running our country.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Thiel and Musk, emerald and uranium mine heirs. So relatable.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago

We've devolved past Idiocracy

[–] [email protected] 62 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I thought it was satire. This is real? Wtf

[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yep. It’s real.

Apparently he was whining about his mic not working so he made the only logical choice that he is capable of in a situation where he needs something from something far more cerebral than he is….

Just ask Putin.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

You're being too kind. On top of the whining, he was relentlessly berating his backstage crew calling them stupid and openly saying things like no wonder he doesn't pay his contractors for petty things like this. What an irritable assclown.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago

He's like a dancing bear. He will do ANYTHING he thinks will please his disciples. It's come down to, look at me. I'm funny and interesting. You'll love me over these normal people that ruin everything.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Republicans sucking dick and shoving dildos up their asses to own the libz.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago (3 children)

What Locktober and NNN do to a mf

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Way too natural. I can tell he's done this many times before.

This is the candidate that is winning over Christian and elderly voters in droves.

I'd call him Satan, but Satan is believed to be wise.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

He wants to win the erection

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago

That and the playing of the YMCA song feels like he's trying to tell us something

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I need this as a video clip for reasons

[–] [email protected] 116 points 5 days ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 78 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's worse than I imagined, thank you.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 5 days ago

Oh God, I was imagining one of his weird motions that sort of looks like a hand job but isn't supposed to, but yeah this is super deliberate.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 days ago

What a terrible day to have eyes

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm afraid to find out what his supporters are gonna do to show solidarity. Maxi pads on their ears, wearing trash bags... Now this

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I wonder if Fox News will comment that this might be unpresidential? Maybe it is even on the level of tan suits and coffee salutes.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago

Another example of real life stranger than fiction.

There are people voting for this creepy criminal. It's mind boggling.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

tfw you're gonna try to bash one final minority group in a last-minute campaign stop but get upset and accidentally alienate your entire toxic masculine base instead

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago (2 children)

They were laughing. As if Trump was being funny. They’re not bothered by this. Which is worse than Trump giving head to his microphone.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

It's always like this for these articles. I read he said or did something completely stupid, I watch the video and all I see is his base laughing along. It's frustrating .

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The same president who wants to protect the children and stop drag queens from reading books

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Hes also cussing. It's very unprofessional. Obviously that's the least of my concerns with him, but it is weird.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

I always figured he was closeted. At 78 he’s finally coming out of his shell.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 days ago

His parents would be so proud of him. His mom and dad both came from a long line of proud cock suckers. If only Donnie had found his gift earlier.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don't really give a fuck to be honest. Him doing something funny is pretty inconsequential to the potential end of US Democracy and dissolution of NATO.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

Yeah. I haven't found any of this funny for several years.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

This is him showing off to putin

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

No gag reflex. Just gag orders.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

Learned everything he knows from Nancy Reagan.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago (2 children)

so much (pseudo-fellatio) winning!

this is the republicans best choice folks!

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

Jesus H. Christ 🤦‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

…………………. ^(quietly) what the fuck^

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