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[–] [email protected] 166 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I never want to hear about Donald Trump again.

[–] [email protected] 102 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I would l like to hear about him one more time, while reading his obituary.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 5 days ago (2 children)

That's too kind. I'd like to read about him in an orange jump suit.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I can’t mention what I’d like to read in his obit on this instance. But you are right, I guess I’d like to read about him twice. First his long term incarceration, followed by his obituary.

As an aside, everyone’s always mentioning the whole “herp derp how you gonna put a former president in jail with secret service detail?”. When that fuckhead gets incarcerated I want him sent to the military wing of Leavenworth. Imagine, Trump in solitary confinement, not allowed to speak to any other inmates, any of the MPs, or even aloud to himself. God damn I’d relish knowing how miserable he’d be in there.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

When that fuckhead gets incarcerated I want him sent to the military wing of Leavenworth.

I'm with you. That's the clear solution, and it's frustrating how many people overlook it!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

He'll flee to Russia before he does a day in prison. And I think that would be better for the country as it would clearly expose him as a traitor - and some of his cultists might follow him there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I would like to read about him one more time, but in the context of a news article about a new device that allows humans to live forever in a state of perpetual punishment, and that Donald Trump will be the first (and only) person to ever be put inside.

Edit: actually, now that I think about it, I'd probably be ok getting an update every 5 years or so about how bad he's doing. Just as a reminder.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

That happened in 2016, but the machine was set to put everyone except trump into perpetual punishment.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

The Torment Nexus if you will

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 days ago

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

-Man who died before Donald Trump was born.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

I wouldn’t even read his obituary, fuck his memory

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

That would be nice... we have so many other existential problems we need to solve right now without trucker-hat fascism innovating new ways for us all to lose.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The thing is, Trump is the republican party's proposed presidential candidate, right? They believe he's the best they've got, right? I fear another idiot will follow in his wake in four years.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I've been hating this turd cutter for so long it would be a relief to have a fresh candidate. Trump lives rent-free in my spleen and I'm sick of it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

You're not wrong, friend.