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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago

YouTube playing, scrolling lemmy, and playing cities skylines fixing traffic.

I feel called out.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Definitely works.

I tried TikTok once, it really felt like brianrot taking root within minutes.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

It already happened 😔

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey, I have a rambling anecdote!

I've always had problems with intrusive thoughts. A few years back I had a really hard breakup that I won't go into the details of. For 6 months I had a TV on, my headphones on with a book running, and was doom scrolling every bit of social media I could when I wasn't working. I started drinking the second I got off work and only stopped when it was time to sleep. Why? Because my intrusive thoughts got LOUD. I couldn't function without something going on all the time.

I went through more than a book a day on audible for those 6 months. One day I forgot to charge the speaker in my shower and I had a whole ass breakdown. There was no point in my life that was silent.

Eventually I got better. It took time but I got there. Now I'm a drunk recreationally instead of because I need to be in order to function. I listen to books for pleasure instead of out of necessity. And much later I did the whole therapy thing and have tools to keep myself from going through that again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I had a very similar life experience/journey except I did it for the better part of a decade. Eventually we have to live for ourselves instead of just trying to get by day to day.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm glad you're still here, friend. I wouldn't have made it that far. I hope you're doing well now.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

With the right combination of substances, you can make yourself blackout entirely. Can't feel sad if you're not conscious.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You don't even need substances, if you just lie down for a while you'll black out for like 8 hours

Less reliable but way cheaper than chemical blackouts

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

God I wish it were that easy to sleep on demand.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Binaural tones. Out like a light whenever you need.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What about the other 16 hours though, huh?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Just do it two more times, duh

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Physical activity will do that too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah but physical activity will make you feel better. That's not why we're here man get with it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Physicala activity can hurt your physically while making you feel better.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have become comfortably numb

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Linkin Park singing: I have become comfortably numb

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

At the same time as Pink Floyd singing the same line?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm out on a walk, listening to a podcast, and scrolling Lemmy...

I'm still short 2 forms of distraction, but i'm running out of senses to overstimulate!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Have a fidget spinner in your other hand, chew gum and start blowing bubbles, oh and wear a vibrating buttplug.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh i was already doing one of those actually

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I'm here to chew buttplugs and kick gum

And I'm all out of buttplugs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Walk through a perfume/cologne shop and put a vibrating butt plug in and that ought to cover the rest.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Oh i was already doing one of those actually

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

In all seriousness: Identify habits you do every day that aren’t productive nor bring you genuine enjoyment, and try to cut yourself off from them. You can give yourself time in every day to be more adventurous and make changes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When I work I have at least two videos playing without sound as well as music. And somehow I do work

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Imagine how much work you could do if you had 3 videos playing!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I don't know, I keep hearing this meme but it's the opposite for me. I think about the incredible buffet of interesting things I listen to all the time. I wish I could think multiple things at once or that I didn't have to pause whatever I'm listening to so I can write about it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Helps with intrusive thoughts!

...Until you have to sleep, that is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

That's what the booze is for

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I don't know if I feel attacked or seen.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

hello it me

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

also pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark alway rember happy day

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Thanks jiggly puff

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Eh, I'd rather go for a walk with my dog. At least he won't be sad.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I've wanting to put more effort in using my systems. Im trying to do the pomodoro technique to pace myself and not burn myself out while enjoying my minecraft on my steamdeck. While going to drive to school and back i give myself more room to breathe and process by having some chill instrumental music.

Trying to go 2 times a week on my bike to get that frustration out, and get out from home.

I havent gone out with friends as much as of late but that rlly helped before to look forwards to the weekend.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

You can know everything about why something happened and still be sad about it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Shit I have to up my game