TexasDrunk

I'm old as fuck. I definitely show my age as often as possible.

Too busy being happy and confident to eat.

I guess it's slightly better than the old "Horse and Sparrow" name which implies "Eat shit and like it".

I'm that friend, except I'll preface it with "You know I like a lot of garbage movies, but..."

brought back prohibition

Don't even joke about that.

You're sure doing your part to make sure women want to interact with you. I bet you've convinced most of them that throwing a fit and calling people names when you don't get your way makes you the best guy.

Hell, it worked for the American Assholes caucus or whatever the House MAGAs are calling themselves.

Abbott said he wouldn't stand for any Democrat policies around here.

The vast majority.

The vast majority of people HERE. You're leaving out a key word.

They tried doing the same thing with RFK but he took votes from the wrong person. They really wanted a green party and an alternative "Democrat".

Put Five Guys inside you!