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[–] [email protected] 188 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

For those not familiar with US retailers, the punchline is:

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I feel like US has a store chain with every conceivable name at this point.

And hearing about chains called like Five Guys just sounds weird to be honest.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

every conceivable name

Yeah, there used to be a Gaylords department store.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

At least that one makes sense for a store, they probably got a lot of their stock in gaylords.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's also a restaurant chain which is also named Dick's

The "Eat some Dick's" jokes write themselves.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

What the fuck Richard

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wait till you find out about Two Men and a Truck!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The best is the website is twomen.com

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Risky click of the day in this context

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I dread to think what comes up if you search for those restaurants near you...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I feel like you could craft us chain store names into some innuendo sentence or even paragraph

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Lol i thought that was Steam until i reread his bubble and was like "Uhmm?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

That makes more sense than Big 5

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Thanks from the UK

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I love Dick's

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wasted opportunity to make the last one Microsoft

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I was certain it was going to be Microsoft and was very disappointed when I learned about Dick's.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought this was about this store:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The story about how Apple got its name is basically that.

The original employees were brainstorming what to call the company. Steve said just call it Apple. Everyone hated that idea. Steve barked back and said if none of you can come up with a better name than that, we’re calling it Apple. And the rest is history.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

From Steve Jobs's biography, it's also because he loved apples so much that he once got hospitalized for eating nothing but apples.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't think that's how it happened. Their logo is an apple with a bite out of it because it represents knowledge, you know, like Adam and Eve taking a bite out of the tree of Knowledge of good and evil.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

They might've come up with that later, though.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

3 Inches and Awkwardly Curved?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

3 Inches

Oh look at Mr. Big shot over here. It’s not polite to brag ya know!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I was going to suggest you're a duck, but apparently theirs are over 6 inches and awkwardly curved.

Also, I'm excited to see what google ads will offer me after this!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Funny he called it dick’S not dick, what does he have going on down there?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I was trying to figure out for way too long how he came to sportsexperts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Microsoft, Office Max and Bass Pro Shop sure have odd names huh.