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[–] [email protected] 42 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My take away is that while I can't eat this wrapper, any other wrappers that do not explicitly tell me not to eat them can and should be eaten.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It doesn't say the wrapper is inedible, it just says not to eat it. They're not the boss of me!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

And they're not so big!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Yeah, pretty messed up that in 2023 we still don't even have edible wrappers.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I remember when I was a kid back in the 80s, they had a brief show where kids could show off their inventions and this one girl came up with a type of edible tape you could use to do things like hold burritos together. I still think that's genius. Of course, it never became an actual product.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As a gringo who can't get a burrito to stay shut, I'd buy that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Toast it for a minute after you fold to seal it. Works even better if you sprinkle some water on the part where the tortilla touches itself

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

tortilla

Misread this as gorilla at first. Many questions formed

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

I nibbled on Ice Cube once before being brutally tackled by his security.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I have no idea if they still do it, but a decade or so ago it was all over the internet that a Brazilian fast food company had started using edible wrappers and made a marketing stunt out of it. The chain was apparently "Bob's".

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why would there be a warning unless people were eating them? Why would people eat them unless they were delicious? It's the forbidden fruit all over again.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

I must admit your logic is compelling

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

2023 Republicans: that wrapper can't tell me what to do.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

...proceeds to eat the wrapper.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

Why does everything need to be political?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It possibly has more nutritional value than the burger it held, who knows

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Looks like the wrapper says FRESH and is likely from Subway, so probably not a burger. Definitely less nutritional value than the wrapper, though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL FATHER!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

THATS MY PURSE

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

... but why shouldn't I? It tastes great.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Idiocracy in action.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Weren't people in 1980 still burning leaded gasoline, flicking lit cigarettes out of car windows, placing kids unprotected in the backs of station wagons, and serving Big Macs in foam containers?

Even if there is a rash of pika in 2023, I'd say we're still far advanced

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Spot fucking on analysis of the state of humankind

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, we all know rock stars taste much better

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

"wrock stars"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Hm, good advice!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

"See, because of me, they have a warning now"