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It's a common side effect of having a good sense of rhythm

While a tool that extends your reach is useful, when dealing with a difficult to reach spider, your best asset is the element of surprise!

Woman used as an adjective like this sounds so wrong to me (probably because it isn't an adjective). If you wouldn't say man voter, man driver, men reporters, etc., then why would you say woman voter, women drivers, woman reporter? Just because some people use 'female' in a way that you object to shouldn't make all uses of it objectionable. Do you want a world in which we can say 'male patients', but have to say 'woman and girl patients' instead of female patients? Why??

Myrtle

I still think his point could have been made twice as convincingly through the magic of buying two of them

So, what you're saying is ... sometimes there's a movie... I won't say a film, 'cause, what's a film? But sometimes, there's a movie. And I'm talkin' about The Big Lebowski here. Sometimes, there's a movie, well, it's not the movie for its time and place.

Filthy hobbitses

I'm sure it smells better than the ISS does, too.

Impossible! It's © 1986

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WTF!