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[–] [email protected] 138 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Mistakes happen when untrained people are employed to do work.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Me accidentally buying a PS5 for $8 by weighing it as onions

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Idk I've always just considered a way to go about my business quicker and with less need for human contact. It's a plus for me

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[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The fact that things like this never occur to me as possibilities goes to show just how naive I am about how the world works

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago (5 children)

You sound like a good person who returns their shopping cart

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Be the change you want to see in the world! The shopping cart/parking lot affects us all. Walmart losing money on every avocado doesn't bother me at all.

In fact walmart probably doesn't care at all either, they'll take electricity over humans any day

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

A friend of mine told me that when he worked at a grocery store as a teenager that he always liked being tasked with rounding up the grocery carts in the parking lot because he got to go outside and be by himself for a bit. I think about that a lot, but I also return my cart.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I agree with your friend, I’ve been in the same job. But I also return my cart.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Former grocery store teen here. It was nice to get away from customers a little, but then again then you're stuck in a parking lot with those same customers and now you have to try and avoid getting run over.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me returning the cart makes a person's job easier.

Stealing doesn't affect the workers.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I return my shopping cart but I couldn't give a shit less how much Walmart is losing to shoplifters.

"Oh know guys! We only made $28 million in profit this year instead of $29 million! What will we tell our investors who are each worth six times that?"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

$28 million

I like your Dr. Evil-esque way of getting the order of magnitude wrong

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's all fun and games until you are banned from the local grocery stores .Loss prevention is pretty good these days. It's the Internet though, they really aren't stealing. It's internet tough guy shit.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I was at one and moved an unscanned item to close to the bagging area and the screen froze then showed an areal cam of me getting too close to the bagging area.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Most self checkouts use cameras and AI where I am.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Clerk: "Um, sir, that doesn't look like a banana. Are you sure you entered the right code?"

  • The jig is up. Run

  • Apologize profusely

  • [Rhetoric: Heroic 15] Convince the clerk you don't know what fruits are

EVEN 58%

+1 You look terribly frazzled

This is a Red Check. It can not be retried

de-dice-6 de-dice-5

de-rhetoric Rhetoric: [Heroic: Success] "Is this not a banana?" You say in the most genuine tone you can muster

de-savoir-faire Savior Faire: You may have been caught, but you managed to feign enough innocence to get trouble off your back

The clerk gives a dumbfounded expression

Clerk: "Uhm, no sir, that is an avocado, not a banana"

de-half-light Half-Light: She is too terrified of your empty skull to properly correct you on this

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Encyclopedia: It is in fact *not* a banana. A banana is an elongated, edible fruit – botanically a berry – produced by several kinds of large herbaceous flowering plants in the genus Musa. In some countries, bananas used for cooking may be called "plantains", distinguishing them from dessert bananas. The fruit is variable in size, color, and firmness, but is usually elongated and curved, with soft flesh rich in starch covered with a rind, which may be green, yellow, red, purple, or brown when ripe. The fruits grow upward in clusters near the top of the plant. Almost all modern edible seedless (parthenocarp) bananas come from two wild species – Musa acuminata and Musa balbisiana. The scientific names of most cultivated bananas are Musa acuminata, Musa balbisiana, and Musa × paradisiaca for the hybrid Musa acuminata × M. balbisiana, depending on their genomic constitution. The old scientific name for this hybrid, Musa sapientum, is no longer used.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (8 children)

look I'm all for sticking it to the Man and stealing if you're actually starving but a lot of you people are just Petty thieves

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (8 children)

The grocery stores are as well when there's record inflation and people struggling and they are all posting record profits.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

what about sticking it to the man because fuck him

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Correct. Still not sorry.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I always keep in mind the old adage, if you saw someone stealing food, no you didn't.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You ever buy the cheap wine, pull off the barcode and bring it back to the store, then buy the fancy expensive stuff with the cheap barcode over the top. They never notice, wine bottles all look the same to them.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

The term for that is "slap tagging."

When I ran the Marine Department at a major outdoor retailer, I was always fighting the warehouse team because they'd just roll out a high-end sonar unit in a cart for my people to stock and walk away, and there were people who would slap that them as shitty units from the same company, and the cashier wouldn't notice the difference between a Garmin 4CV (about $100) and a Garmin 8612 (about $5000).

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's strange how the disproportionality of wealth makes theft seem ok.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (5 children)

In this case it doesn't, you're stealing luxury items that are playing a huge huge role in water consumption. It's like 91 liters of water per day per tree.

And an academic study focusing on global implications for water scarcity from the growth in avocado production says that that growing avocado requires “four times more water than the production of a kilo of oranges and ten times of that of a kilo of tomato”.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Now check up how much water is required for meat, and suddenly realise that you're maybe fighting the wrong battle here mate.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Did I see anyone stealing? No, I was too preoccupied with the dread of not being able to survive in this capitalist world, of course I wouldn't be paying attention to other people."

turns towards others "Y'all didn't see a thief right?" complete silence "You see, officer, nothing happened here. Carry on."

(Maybe I did see a someone casually put items in their bag, but again, I must've forgotten that I ever saw that, because the stress of life and all... 😉)

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (12 children)

Don't feel bad, you earned it. Imagine how it's cheaper for companies to pay god knows how much on anti-theft measures instead of paying a living wage to cashiers.

ps. You should never use self checkout. We've all been tricked into thinking we can do it better/faster ourselves.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I use self checkout because I don't want to fake a conversation with the cashier.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I also am particular about how I bag things. I agree with the sentiment of self checkouts being lame and taking jobs and all that jazz, but eh. There's bigger fish to fry than this one, and many people like it anyway

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I use self-checkout because I have a "20% off your entire cart" coupon that I don't want to give up. When I scan it, I just put a random piece of paper into the slot so the machine registers that I put something in there. In this way, I kind of am getting paid to scan my own groceries.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (5 children)

the fuckers have cameras and "AI" detection here, if it looks and sees something it doesn't think is a banana the whole thing stops and signals a staff over. doing groceries is seriously more fucked than going through airport security now.

fuck Woolworths and coles

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Yeah you definitely shouldn't ring up pine nuts as de-shelled sunflower seeds, or use the scan-one add-three to your bag technique at self-checkout 👀

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I too am also a memer

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Just scan a banana as an avacado right after. So they are both on your receipt.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Crazy how all bananas grow with the same code on their sticker...

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

The ones from NCR use the camera-based 7879/7895 scales with computer vision to check that you aren't doing this. It'll take a picture and require an override where it shows that picture to the attendant.

It's called produce assurance.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I accidentally bought a bag of avocados for the price of 1 avocado at self checkout. I couldn't find the bag of avocados in the menu so I just selected avocado in the menu.

It turns out the bag of avocados come with a barcode to scan it 🤦

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