demlet

It was a stupid impulse buy, yes...

Aw, that's the best part. I love paying with my ridiculous smart watch that I didn't need.

For your memeing pleasure.

Echo? Sorry though, that sucks big time.

Probably not but it would be funny.

I say we let him build up a huge satellite fleet and then force him to sell a huge chunk of it under antitrust law.

They just need to try and land on one, that's the trick.

This is a meme trend I can get behind.

Real talk, a lot of keyboard environmentalists would be surprised to know how much electricity the innocent little internet uses.

The employees where I shop are underpaid and understaffed. They have to be there for the elderly, kids and differently-abled though. I'm happy to give them a break and scan my own shit. Usually they get to just stand around and talk to each other while I do, if they aren't busy, which makes me feel kind of nice.

Well, I'm a former cashier and I absolutely do it faster and better than the high school seniors they underpay at my local store. Also, I caught one kid double scanning some of my stuff once. Not sure if it was intentional or just lack of attention, but after that I definitely started using self checkout exclusively.

Former grocery store teen here. It was nice to get away from customers a little, but then again then you're stuck in a parking lot with those same customers and now you have to try and avoid getting run over.