this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2023
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[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Did I see anyone stealing? No, I was too preoccupied with the dread of not being able to survive in this capitalist world, of course I wouldn't be paying attention to other people."

turns towards others "Y'all didn't see a thief right?" complete silence "You see, officer, nothing happened here. Carry on."

(Maybe I did see a someone casually put items in their bag, but again, I must've forgotten that I ever saw that, because the stress of life and all... ๐Ÿ˜‰)

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well that was cringy even though I agree with the sentiment

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It's because they had to type it out to show how good they are.