this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I return my shopping cart but I couldn't give a shit less how much Walmart is losing to shoplifters.

"Oh know guys! We only made $28 million in profit this year instead of $29 million! What will we tell our investors who are each worth six times that?"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

$28 million

I like your Dr. Evil-esque way of getting the order of magnitude wrong

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You're right, they made ~$150 billion last year, but that's too much math.