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[–] [email protected] 110 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're already on thin ice posting this meme encouraging immorality.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (4 children)

you think just posting on the fediverse hasn't already got you on the list?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Didn't it get revealed that anyone who used a certain Linux forum got automatically added to an FBI surveillance list? Everyone here is definitely already on a list lol

Edit: it was the NSA, not the FBI: https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2014/07/the-nsa-thinks-linux-journal-is-an-extremist-forum/

Edit 2: for clarity, that article is from 2014 so it isn't exactly recent but if they were doing it in 2014 they probably still do something similar now.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Wow, really strong "only terrorists use encryption" vibes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

The great thing is, if everyone's on the list, no one is!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

A lot gets you on that list. Practically the entire country is on that list

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

What was that one story about the wow server infiltrated by agents who ended up surveiling each other? That's real right? I can't tell anymore

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Even visiting without an account is probably enough - whoopsie, I committed a tewworism.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I’ve only been here a year and I know I’m on at least two.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

How dare you use something you don't own in way you haven't been given permission to. Shame on you.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (5 children)

If Nintendo ever gets this kind of power I'm gonna have around a million death sentences.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a me a mandatory death sentence

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This comment might actually get a DMCA

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

"I decide-a what's-a fair use! Woo-hoo!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Does requesting a design get printed on a garment still get it stolen? Could we sick Nintendo on them?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nintendo gonna bring execution of nine relations back into style.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Joke's on them, I don't like my family!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The trick is to always get an even number of death sentences as every second execution will revert the effect of the previous.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

So? In the future we will have AI powered snipers with cleaning robots to remove waste

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You better watch yourself. I've got the death sentence from 7 rights holders.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I'll be careful.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"You wouldn't lend a baby."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

The babies yearn for the mines

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That one Republican running for the U.S. House (I think) borrowed a whole family for his political pictures.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Which is ok, the political class is immoral and stands above the law

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No but I'd cut one in half and give it to two different women

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only if you're not sure who's the mother, otherwise it's illegal

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

This season of Maury is gonna be lit

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This reminded me that you can type "do a barrel roll" into Google. Works on mobile too.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, you can type it anywhere. Whether it does something or not is a different issue.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

🙂~🙃~🙂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Press Z or R twice

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How did this remind you of that?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Starfox is the game that had the 'do a barrel roll' saying on the tutorial level. Google made the Easter egg in their search engine, one of many Easter eggs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Ahh I didn't know that's what it's from!

That's cool, thanks!

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

GameCube Star Fox gives this a 50% chance of it being Star Fox Adventures, making you a great friend 😎

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Spreading the furry gospel, as it were. Great friend indeed, lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I bought a used copy of Adventures during COVID lockdown to show my wife

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

So how did your wife think about the fact that you were a furry?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Serves you right, you filthy criminal!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Stop right there, criminal scum!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

User is not in sudoers file. This incident will be reported

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ugh. I wish I didn't have this overwhelming nostalgia that makes me want to play every LOZ game ever. It's the only franchise that keeps me crawling back to the Nintethedone Clinic.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Buy the game secondhand, then resell it when you’re done. Boom, net neutral supply and 0 additional profit for Nintendo. But avoid copying the contents of that chip. That would be wrong.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Must be a good friend GameCube shit is expensive

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

You wouldn't eat a tangerine 🍊! Screw that! Let's eat 🍋 lemons and Orange 🍊!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nintendo not making an animated Star Fox series makes me sad.

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