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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I cleaned my turtle tank and gave him a better view of the TV, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Turtle's gotta watch his stories, FOR THE FLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, his tank mate died dishonorably, back in November, of illness, and I wasn’t merciful enough to send her to Suto’vo’qur. This keeps him from succumbing to his emotional weakness and boredom. Can’t have him also doing a dishonorable; FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I am sorry for your loss FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Thank you. I lost nearly all of my established animals, mostly unexpected (three cats and the turtle), last year jul-nov and it was real tough, so.. genuinely thank you.

I will, however, maintain the sctick FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I took a shit FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I'm currently shitting for the glory of the empire. And, so far, it is a glorious battle indeed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I did my Duolingo lesson for the glory of the empire!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I hope it was Klingon, for the the glory of the empire.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Pumped some iron for the glory of the empire!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I woke up with morning wood FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That was 2 hours ago according to my instance, so I hope it has subsided by now otherwise you should consider seeking medical advice FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It was a short but hard fought battle, but I emerged victorious for the glory of the Empire!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

May your victories be many FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I have had many, many victories, often numerous victories in a single day while younger.

Now my victories, while still glorious, often occur days apart.

But I will battle on FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I salute you, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I missed my flight FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That sucks, I'm sorry to hear it FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I hope you were able to get on another flight FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I watched Mythbusters on my laptop in my hotel room FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

You're supposed to watch porn in a hotel room FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I picked up dog shit for the glory of the empire.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I looked at pricing for season tickets to an amusement park for the glory of the empire!

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Image search yielded solid results... Roller coaster

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I just got back from taking my daughter to an antique mall to add to her vintage Raggedy Ann collection FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

(My baby turned 14 today, I'm trying not to cry about it FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I played with my toddler FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Just don't leave for prune juice like Worf did and never come back. Even if it is FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Child abandonment FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I took a sip of my hot chocky... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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(not me in the image btw:-P)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I just woke up from the recommended 8 hours of sleep for the glory of the empire

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Cuddled my cat FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I took a huge shit FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE! ✊

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I just cleaned the litterbox FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I played with a kitten FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I have contacted the Finance Department FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

This invoice must be paid FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I cleaned the vomit stain off the plush Darth Vader FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

May I ask how the vomit got there FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

My cat had thrown up all over my bed FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Looked at the pricing to rent a van in the UK, For the glory of the empire!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Masturbated to cat girl hentai for the glory of the empire!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Posting a meme for the glory of the Empire!

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I got my eyes checked by a doctor, for the glory of the empire!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I dropped an old dresser off at Goodwill FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I did a little fence repair for the glory of the empire!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Ate lunch, for the glory of the Empire!

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