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That is going to taste so bitter, my tongue just dried up from thinking of it

Probably wondering why their date is taking a picture of the charcuterie board.

Ngl I've munched coffee beans before. There's chocolate covered whole coffee beans, so why not eat them without the chocolate too?

They're alright actually

It's flavored

These ribbed condoms don’t taste anything like ribs!

Wake up. First Chival Royale of the day.

Needs more grapefruit.

To start off, put the gummi worms in a shaker, shake, collect the sour dust, snort.

Next, add the whiskey to the shaker, set aside

Dunk the bread in the McNuggies sauce, sprinkle on cocaine to taste.

Add weed, thin crackers and coffee beans to grinder, grind thoroughly. Take the brie and your ground up spices, work them into each other as if you were making meatballs.

Eat this raw.

Ok, now vomit into the condoms.

Now that the appetizer is done with, grab handfulls of the other cheeses, salami, prosciutto and McNuggies, and just stuff it into your face as if you were eating popcorn.

Now that you've been thoroughly fucked by this culinary experience, finish it off with the drink you set aside earlier, which should hopefully be a lovely semi congealed glass of gummi whiskey.

Well after you do the drugs, it doesn’t really matter

I’d say clockwise but I’m not sure how well weed/coke mix.

Found Wendy's Lemmy account

After enough coke everyone has cheese balls.

One for the shaft and one for each testicle

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