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I watched some of this press conference. I didn’t see Trump as completely out of it. But he did seem tired. He said the same exact shit but with no energy or conviction.

Trump is committing the cardinal sin of television coverage. He’s boring.

Putin every single time he addresses the Russian navy.

Exactly. If he had real trouble with the name, the misspelling would vary. It’s just standard racism.

Trump is really worried about losing the incel vote now that he found out that even the incels hate JD Vance. Vance may be one of them in spirit, but they smell wannabe Nazi all over him.

Trump needs to reinforce his Nazi bona fides. That’s way more important than campaigning in swing states, and Trump is very smart. The smartest!

And he didn’t just protect one kid. The football coach, the manliest man in the entire school, was the faculty sponsor for the Gay Straight Alliance club that welcomed everyone. In the 1990s.

I watched a little to see if he was dropping Vance, but it was too low energy to stay interested. Sad!

Lina Khan should be the next attorney general.

Is.. is that a lightning rod? Does the local fire department know how you’re powering these “experiments?”

Testimony from an insider co-defendant is a game changer. I doubt we’re lucky enough that Trump personally led the effort, but I wonder about Rudy’s involvement. Who knows what others?

A new front of criminal liability just opened up. Maybe it’s time to reconsider loyalty versus personal freedom.

“Sir, we’ve found something… interesting. He’s apparently downloaded over 600 images of frogs to his computer. Specifically, one cartoon frog over and over again. We’re thinking it may be some sort of covert code system.”

Get it to the floor and make them all vote on the record. That vote will haunt them in the post-Trump era. May even help shoot down some rising stars down the line.

Could it be that people don’t want to pay money to strap advertising machines on their faces? Has the robotic Augustus Caesar LARPer lost touch with the common people?

No, it is the plebeians that are wrong.